So yes you may have noticed by the dirogitory heading that I am in fact BLEEDING OUT MY CROTCH. But it's mighty fine because everybody loves me so very much and I would like to report that I have begun to figure things out but not thouroughly enough to tell the whole goddammed world, so get off my ass! Ha, you thought I was dumb enough to do that ( Read more... )

So yeah, its easter and all the family is at Auny Connies and I walk into the bed room and Hanna, Leticia, Tammi and Victoria (the girls of the cousins) are drawing a person raosting on a spit. And thats only slightly disturbing of course, so they uh ask me what to call it and I suggest, "Why raost pigs when we can raost the president?" I was just ( Read more... )

Here is todays horoscope for you, does it fit?

Virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Your downhill glide slows as you move out across the plateau. Start weighing your desires against your potential. The extra stuff will have to go for now -- you'll come back to it once you find more quality time.

Hey Buddie! I am sick ugh and im hella at school? what is wrong with this? So yea, I was just singing to amy and I realized that there are other people innthis here computer lab and I probly sound fairly retarted. anyways I would like verybody to know that I swear off writing anything very personal in this journal, sorry guys, your ganna have to ( Read more... )

Sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You run out of steam before you're ready to stop. Modify your plans to minimize your disappointment. Ask to bring your leftovers home so that you can still savor the memory tomorrow.

So yeah, prom was pretty cool, Kayla had a breakdown kinda, she just realized that being gay changes a lot. I want her to be ok with who she is, but it will take time ( Read more... )

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Nov 22 - Dec 21

You may not want to budge when someone gives you a little shove in a certain direction, but you may have no real choice.

WHAT A CRAPPY FUCKIN HOROSCOPE!