11/14/05

Slow Adult Playing BoardgamesI just figured out why I’m not getting rich. I’m fucking retarded. I just finished playing a game called Tri-Bond with my three step-kids. The object of the game is to find three things that share a common trait. An example ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd be one of those people. You know, the people who buy boomerang coffee tables... I'm such a conformist (I say, sipping at a coke instead of my usual Pepsi). We'll be packing the computer up either today or tomorrow. So we'll have internet access and cable next week after everything is switched over. I'm trying to focus on all of ( Read more... )

...At least I think I am. This Friday marks a new beginning: We move into our first home. Big step. Very big step. What can I say? I'm really nervous. The house itself is gorgeous. We both fell in love with it the minute we walked into the house. We walked into so many shit-holes prior to finding THE ONEWe'd walk into one of these horrific houses ( Read more... )

WHEN: Fri 6pm ( Read more... )

The fall is coming, I can feel it everywhere. I look like I've aged ten years within the last year. I've acquired an unhealthy obsession for Cream of Mushroom soup and I consume 2 Liters of Pepsi [a minimum] on a daily basis ( Read more... )

'tis funny.

rissygirl's LJ stalker is noah148!noah148 is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged!

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I have good days and bad days. The good days, however, aren't always good. So I guess I have okay days and bad days. Some mornings I sit here aching and twitching for an assignment. I start freaking out. What if I don't get a gig for the next two weeks? Then the work comes. But it comes in bundles. Then I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it all. ( Read more... )

I'm really exhausted...but I'm not "sleepy tired." I hate that. I wrote three articles today on programming topics for WMI. PHP, C#, and VBScript. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking when I took this assignment. I even told the guy, I know nothing about programming. He's like, well you probably didn't know much about the topics in the clips ( Read more... )

Why didn't anyone tell me that "Grandma Moses" was a real person ( Read more... )

I feel out of control. I'm tired, bitchy, angry--and homesick. My job is like a fucking circus. Each day I walk in with a Pepsi in-hand, wishing the bottle was filled with Battery Acid, so I could like--throw it on someone ( Read more... )