Title: The Crisis at Hand
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Dolores Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Sybil Trelawney, among others
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2647
Summary: How long have I been here? he first wondered. Then: aren't I supposed to be someplace else? Gilderoy Lockhart somehow has his memory back.
Author's Notes: I'd asked for these characters on hp_wishes ( Read more... )

Title: Said the Spider to the Fly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius Black/Rita Skeeter
Summary: Kicked out of the house by a best mate who's about to propose, Sirius heads to the Leaky fully intending to drown his frustration in a of pint of beer, but the blonde woman across the bar seems like a much better outlet for it.
Author's notes: Many thanks ( Read more... )

Might I start out by saying there are really not enough Rita comms on lj? So I applaud you guys for having such an awesome community for such an awesome character. I'm sorry if this kind of post isn't allowed. If it is, just let me know and I'll remove it right away. I'm just trying to appeal to the best audience. And you're it!

I co-mod a wonderful ( Read more... )

{08} Pushing Daisies
{12} Harry Potter GOF
{09} Rita Skeeter

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Title: The Minister’s Wife
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After years of hard work and scheming, Rufus Scrimgeour has finally been made Minister of Magic. But every success has a price, and this one seems to be expensive indeed.

A/N: Thanks to sugarquill39 and florahart for looking this over. For FF100 prompt 23: Lovers. This fic was ( Read more... )

Hi all. Sorry if you see this elsewhere, as I'm cross-posting around a bit.

Would anybody be interested in joining an RP to play the character of Rita, or one of the other adult characters of the Harry Potter books? Loose Ends is a new RP with an interesting femslash/slash premise (see below). It's pretty active, and looks like it will be a good, ( Read more... )

Title: To Earth, Like Ashes
Pairing: Rita Skeeter/Igor Karkaroff
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,500
Warnings: Er, politics? (and canon character death)
Summary: In the summer following Voldemort’s acknowledged return to power, the International Confederation of Wizards call an emergency meeting in Sofia, Bulgaria. It’s Rita Skeeter’s first assignment in a ( Read more... )

Title: Margarita: Un Cuento

Beta: the lovely Velvet Mouse, all remaining mistakes are mine

Rating/Warnings: PG13 for mild swearing and insinuation, also includes sexism

Length: 3,684 words

Summary: Margarita has always loved writing stories, but as she grows up what stories mean to her and what her name means to her changes.

Disclaimer/Author Note ( Read more... )

Three Rita fics written the last month! This makes Angie a bouncy little fangirl. They're all awesome, and you should run and read them.

Publishable News | Gen | PG | by inkvoices

A fun, humorous piece. I love the snarky Rita headvoice.

Onychophilia | Rita/Cedric | NC-17 | by ldymusyc

ahdsgshsgjs;jkl. This fic is amazing. Cedric has fingernail fetish, and it's ( Read more... )

Title: Publishable News
Rating: PG13 (some swearing)
Length: 1,320 words
Genre: Gen
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, cameos from others
Summary: The war is over and the press descend, including Rita Skeeter. Everyone wants to talk to the Boy Who Lived, but Hermione lays down the law - one question each.

Harry Potter saving the ( Read more... )