Title: And Here’s to You, Mrs Robinson
Pairing: Rita/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neville would like to... well, um... And Rita’s the only woman he knows who... well, yes. Rita is a capable and willing teacher. Neville is an enthusiastic (if slightly nervous) student.

Notes: This fic is based on characters and relationships written in wizardwatch RPG. For ( Read more... )

Title: Glass
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Rating: R
Warnings: Character death, stalking, voyeurism
Summary: Your wife's dead, Malfoy. The Dementors steal his memories of Narcissa's smile, and when they come back she is changed, with curled hair and scarlet nails and a green quill. If you're not crazy before you go to Azkaban, you come out ( Read more... )

Title: You Are Not Her
Pairing: Rita/Snape
Rating: R at a pinch, but more like a heavy PG-13
Warnings: DH SPOILERS, character death (canon), pregnancy.
Summary: You are not her, his eyes say the first time she seduces him.

A/N: Many thanks to celtmama, chibitoaster and norwegianne for looking this over. For ff100 prompt 034: Not Enough. My apologies to Live for completely ( Read more... )

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Title: And In Short, I Was Afraid.
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rufus Scrimgeour hates the freedom of the press.
Notes: Inspired by/for scytheandroses, because her Scrimgeour brain muse clearly wants my Rita one bad she is awesome. The title comes from her favourite poet. Also for the fanfic100 prompt 'Outsides'. God knows why, but that ( Read more... )

Rita/Snape, 299 words, for the snape_rarepairs 24 hour drabble challenge, prompt: exposé. NC-17. Also ff100 prompt #65: Passing.

( red lips pursed and blonde hair all spread out )

Hey look! chibitoaster just made my night!

She sent me:

( A Rita picture I've never seen before! )

Hello all, this is
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This RP log was written by shh_kingsley and myself as an exploration of our characters, trying to understand the relationship we've created between them in stoatshead_hill RPG. It's backstory, set during the war, and obviously not part of the game, but it was absolutely teremendous fun to play, and I thought some of you might enjoy it. It's very, very NC-17 ( Read more... )

Title: Quill
Characters: Rita Skeeter, omniscent saleswoman.
Rating: G
Word Count: 304. For the fanfic100 prompt 001: Beginnings

( She buys the acid-green quill with her first paycheque )