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Oh, dear GOD.
I just realized how ridiculous some conservatives are. I mean, seriously. Look at this link:
"America's Most Dangerous College Courses"
In this startling display of closed-mindedness, the author, one Jason Rantz, declares the following:
On a class about collegiate sexuality:
"Only academic Leftists use the terms “unequal power relationships.” ( Read more... ) -
Um.
I got a rose today. From one of my male friends ( Read more... ) -
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YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW.
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ARGH.
I seriously hate college admissions applications. More than anything.
Well, except misused apostrophes. That's a sin and a half. EASILY. I mean, the person who sent me the information on what to do with my application was all, "I am not free on Friday's."
ARGH. STOP MOLESTING APOSTROPHES, PLEASE. PLEASE.
UNNECESSARY REPETITION, GO! -
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ROBOT CHATTING WINS
SO MUCH.
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: to marry you, ALICE
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: you're lame
ALICE:"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Human: neither is asshole
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
Human: If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: What's sex?
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Wow
Happiness is the ability to be everything you imagine yourself to be.
Ah, I'm happy right now.
I have no idea why it came so suddenly, but hey.
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Apparently, it's attractive.
Rite-out (6:38 PM): Oh, bother. My ribbon is soggy
Sadistic Seme - Uke-chan, i loooooove you (6:38 PM): O_O
Sadistic Seme - Uke-chan, i loooooove you (6:39 PM): I WANT YOUR BABIES!!! -
Hoooooow????
My parents bought me the desk ( Read more... ) -
Perfect.
I have met the perfect man.
And he already has a girlfriend. But I approve of her, so it's okay. Mr. Perfect and I are now best buds.
HE KNITS, ASJIFSOJU DID I MENTION?? -
Oh, Dad...
My father just redeemed himself in my eyes. Partially, at least.
He just said, AND I QUOTE:
"So I went to speak with Kirk today, and would you believe it? The first thing he said to me was 'is that a new shirt?' and I said 'Kirk, we're men! Take that back!'"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Take that back...*snicker*