I Just Got Over the Worst Heartburn of My Life

[ritter]

Coughing up bits of blood and all
Yearning in vain for vomit's sweet release, that whole thing
But let me tell you buddy
That marinara sauce was worth every bloody rasp
Every acidic wheeze
Marinara sauce, you are welcome in my stomach
Any damn time you please

Comments

[shlupquack]

They have pills for that. Mine are pink! Yay pink!

[ritter]

My pills are made out of courage, woman.

[cassandraleo]

That’s the spirit.

[arse_cake]

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ulcer?

[ritter]

No, not this time. But good lookin' out.

[dsinthevsbag]

you're bonkers.

[ritter]

Brittany, I thought that you of all people would understand. Understand about the sauce.

[eestlinc]

One time I bought a small jar of marinara sauce for $6. It was exceptionally good.

[twoparentheses]

now that's hardcore.