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In 1997, subscribers to Nintendo Power magazine were mailed a ten-minute video tape from Nintendo for the purpose of advertising Star Fox 64 and the Rumble Pak. The latter was a revolutionary device for force-feedback technology, which would quickly become an industry standard, and the former was the first game to use it--not to mention one of the ( Read more... )

Coughing up bits of blood and all
Yearning in vain for vomit's sweet release, that whole thing
But let me tell you buddy
That marinara sauce was worth every bloody rasp
Every acidic wheeze
Marinara sauce, you are welcome in my stomach
Any damn time you please

It's my birthday and all you get is a slipshod picture of a girl tying her shoelaces!


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I never really wanted to have children until tonight.

Edit: And if I ever were to delete one of my entries, it'd be this one. I mean, there isn't a funny picture or anything. What a gyp.