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You Can't Afford The Ticket or, I'm Back From Suffragette City
My dog totally spazzes out whenever there is thunder, and lately he's been having god-awful nosebleeds. Put the two together and surprisingly you don't get late night hell, but Sally Jesse Raphael at your front door. It's just a little bit interesting to turn the corner in your household hallway to find a pool of blood ( Read more... ) -
RAAF Captures UFO On Ranch In Roswell Region or, The Grass Will Grow The Water Will Flow
Damn that was a fun, quickly planned roadtrip. Saw, did, and fucked crazy shit. Apparently in Roswell, they only hire weak, small, women as security or police. Inquire inside ( Read more... ) -
You Will Have To Break Into My Watergate or, No Contest Winners As Of Yet
I will not give the answer to the other day's contest until I get some sort of responses from people ( Read more... ) -
God Bless Mrs. Brisby, or "When Worn By One With A Courageous Heart"
I want to thank all ya'll that posted comments on me site. Much 'preciated. It means so much to me and the lady in the background (Pearl is her name ( Read more... ) -
In A Moment Of Time Too Short To Be Measured Space Turned And Twisted Upon Itself or, The Epiphany
Ughhhh! My computer! Or Benji as I ever so effectionately (very effectionately!) call it. It has Spyware and viruses up the ass and I can't do jack shit on my computer without getting some fucking pop-up and now, I can't even go to my homepage. Some program change my homepage and when I go to Internet Options to change it, I CAN'T! It has it rigged ( Read more... )
