[Long-distance to Mac]

[riversodeep]

Mac, you would not believe the week I've been having.

DON'T FREAK OUT.So a few days ago I was abducted by some crazy wanderer with a teleport. No, not joking, an actual teleport. Felt like I was in Star Trek or something. I'm just there at the ICU minding my own business and I get grabbed an hauled off to some half-constructed building

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[ornobodywill]

Oh, I'm just dandy, except for the part where half my squad just got treated to the ever-loving Fountain of Mac's Orange Juice in the mess, because my sister got herself kidnapped by a psychopath.

[riversodeep]

I told you not to freak out.

I'm perfectly fine. {OOC: ...small scribble. Whoops. Lies hurt.} No lacerations, contusions, broken or missing limbs. I have a very small injury from a tranquilizer dart, but I've had worse beestings.

Really. And everything is back to normal now, so you don't need to worry.

[ornobodywill]

I'm not freaking out! If I was freaking out, I would have grabbed an M15, deserted the army, and tracked down that fucker.

Yeah, yeah. Not that I can do anything about it anyway. I don't have leave for another.... Jesus, I don't even know, but I'm pretty sure it's a fucking long time.

Just...Don't get kidnapped by anymore psychopaths, Andy.

[riversodeep]

Trust me, if I thought shooting him would do any good, I'd have done it.

I'll be fine. It's not like this is a regular occurrence around here, anyway. I just thought you might like to hear it from me before your freakish army-buddy news network get it back to you.