[Long-distance to Mac]

[riversodeep]

You'll never guess what happened this week

Comments

[ornobodywill]

Congrats! Sounds like a winner- just be careful he doesn't rub that bad luck he's got going on all over you, because if you get hurt because this guy's a universal punching bag, I know a guy in Kuwait who could kill a ward without hurting the angel too badly and I'm sure he'd love to teach me some techniques.

Wait. .....Say what again?

[riversodeep]

FOR ALL YOU KNOW HE'S AN INNOCENT.

You're not allowed to kill my ward, Mac.

[ornobodywill]

I'm not gonna kill him! I said I knew a guy who could.

There's a difference there.

[riversodeep]

You're also not allowed to plot my ward's death! Do you even understand guardian angels? I can call Dad and have him explain it again if you were AWOL that day.