Comments | riverwalker: someone here is missing the point

riverwalker

someone here is missing the point

Apr 05, 2006 11:00

Jesus said to one of his many diciples "on this rock I shall build my church" or something to that effect ( Read more... )

Comments 8

captainjew April 5 2006, 15:09:47 UTC

Obviously, you've never tried to collect cash from parisioners under blade of grass. It gets cramped.

capnconsumption April 5 2006, 17:05:11 UTC

You win!

riverwalker April 5 2006, 21:37:25 UTC

Church of Ants!!!!

captainjew April 5 2006, 22:16:15 UTC

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darwinpolice April 5 2006, 15:15:03 UTC

Jesus was referring to rock music, specifically heavy metal. He intended for his church to be built upon the firm foundation of wailing guitar solos, pounding bass lines and aggressive drumming.

captainjew April 5 2006, 22:19:17 UTC

Actually, the desire for a pounding bass line came from the early Christians deep ichthyophilia.

book_said_so April 6 2006, 14:03:54 UTC

This comment has been *yoinked* for Erin Book's personal use in her profile. You have been notified. Thanks, bitch. :)

capnconsumption April 5 2006, 17:06:41 UTC

Where did Indra pull out this blade of grass from? His ass?

Clearly he destroyed a place of worship to build a new one. Thus the Buddhists are just as guilty as Bush in conducting crusades.

QED, bitches!

(boo)