Someone with the LJ handle "assfuckers" has me listed as a friend. Problem is...

I'm their only friend. Whooo arrre yoooouuuuuu?

*Why am I not sunning myself in some exotic locale?

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First day of book learnin'.

A woman asked if "the" was considered a word.

It is.

*I'm taking Math and English. one in the morn' one in the eve. That means on tuesdays and thurdays durring the mid-day I'm avalible for play dates!! Call me up. Hey, take me to class with you.

*I flooded my job. I hit a pipe with this x-ray thingie (I'm sure you can tell how good I am at my job by that term...) and drenched myself and a whole lotta expensive stuff. The interesting thing is everyone thought it was so cute. "Aw, you put the office under a foot of water... thats just so endearing! You're adorable!" Huh? Oh well I bet my ( Read more... )

*Got the JOB at Lupo Chiropractic!!! A real job? How will I do? I'm so nervous. ahh

*I'm depressed a lot lately. Most of this is because of my finances (lack there of..) but I think I'm PMSing pretty hard too.  I saw a commercial for a drug that makes cancer more.. bearable?.. and this older woman was a crosswalk lady. She got cancer and had to take time off. The kids sent her a card that said "come back the new guy is grumpy" and ( Read more... )

I'm doing awesome. Details are unnecessary. Just know that right now, this minute, I am filthy, sore, there's a hole in my foot, and I couldnt be happier. woot.

*Didnt need me at work. Laundry here I come.