what was once june 24th is now july 6th. You can prepare to not see me for months and months then ( Read more... )

I'm driving down gratiot and i want to get over, but there is a cop in the lane next to me. Of course i'm not going to just place my frequently ticketed ass right in front of him so i drive on acting casually and actually obeying the law (there was traffic. I had little choice anyway). I stop at a red light. the cop stops next to me...he should ( Read more... )

I just woke up. I am sick and I figured the only way to get better is to sleep it out. I dont know if that really works, but I dont have much else to do anyway. No work today, no school... no money thanks to a drastic cut in income due to a boss who has gone of the deep end and called me twice today. I had a dream I went in to work to get my check ( Read more... )

so I got fired today. some fighting about chicken wings earlier in the week (like I even have the energy or interest) concluded with a big dramatic "fuck you" fest with my boss. Beyond insane. I actually started to laugh. fuck that job. It has been slowly ruining my life for almost 4 years. I'm probably not even fired. I bet I get a call monday ( Read more... )

I'm bad news.

.. I went to get gas and a tremendous amount of gasoline squirted out and drenched me. I screamed "jesusfuckinchrist" then realized I just took someones lord and savior and turned him into filthy language. I felt bad, looked around to see if anyone was offended, saw some broad laughing her ass off, started to put the nozzle into my gas tank, and ( Read more... )

*hung out with Carks yesterday and went shopping at the apple store. It is neat in there, but sad because I dont understand a damn thing. I tried to ask about getting iTunes to work on my iBook and understood nothing, well not entirely nothing..I did hear 250 dollars somewhere in the jargon. Then I watched cakes shop at the whole foods store while ( Read more... )

internet, sweet internet ( Read more... )

Thanks for the gifts, visits, phone calls, and most importantly tacos for my 21 and 12 months birthday.

I love you guys.

Called in sick today, visited Amanduh, and spit on some old guys car. His wife yelled back "I hope you throw up." ??

Hope everyone is having a good life.

I'm off it.