Matt Knost and I were killing time waiting for the show to start at Canes so we went to the amusement park where the Midget Farmer guessed (unsuccessfully) Knost's weight. Matt won a prize and he choose a rasta wrist band.

Thats all.

I think one of the best forms of entertainment ever conceived is the puppet show. Take all seven of your personalities and trot them out on stage for a bit. No need to work your way up through the "puppet open mic system", just get yourself a cardboard box and head out to the park ( Read more... )

Is tee ball at 3 years old the stupidest thing I have ever see in my life? Probably. Is it cute? Sure. Is it a good photo opp? Maybe. My point is you could do this in the back yard and save three hundred bucks and a month of Saturdays ( Read more... )

4 hours sleep over the last three days... up at 7:30 today... brain can't be hemorrhage more than a couple of hours away. Nice knowing all of you.

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I heard an advertisement for professional wrestling. Not WWF, the plan is to put real wrestling back on TV... “back” was their word. Listen, you retards are the reason we have to deal with the WWF in the first friggin place. If your sport didn’t suck so incredibly bad they wouldn’t need a fake version of it to make it watchable. And “watchable” ( Read more... )

Now... regarding the goat cheese post, I'm not implying that all you have to do is come up with any old name for you food item. Your job is to make the crap appetizing ( Read more... )

At 3am last night while my kids were screaming, I realized that my dad left the house when my brother and I were babies. Not to go to 7-11 or anything... he went to Massachusetts and never came back. Now I can't exactly do that, but I figure he still owes me 6 or 7 years of child care. I should drop these little noise makers off on his doorstep and ( Read more... )

There is no reason goat cheese should'nt have a more appetizing name. No one would eat rocky mountain oysters if the were called moose testicles. If thats all the harder your going to work at the name of your food, go fuck yourself.

Civil Procedure class now has a guest speaker talking about "alternative dispute resolution". They have done the impossible...making Civ Pro even more boring. Lucky for me its a bright sunny day so I really want to be in school. I wish I was stuck in traffic ( Read more... )