Uh I do not want to be a fly. I don't care what it does for my image. Once. Once I dressed up like a monkey but that does not mean that I want to be all animals and bug like things that play with poop. I mean that is what monkeys do. They fling it. I am not a fan of flinging poop. I also do not like being around things that smell like poop. I'm ( Read more... )

FRIENDING MEME

+ Apparently there are a lot of really really good looking people out there and I think it is sad that not everyone knows who those ridiculously good looking people are. I mean LiveJournal has like hundreds of journals on it and I don't know like half of them. That needs to be fixed ( Read more... )

I know what that word means too so don't think that you're all smart and stuff for using that word instead of just saying 'Talk about someone you've forgotten all about since it was forever ago that you slept with them.' I mean that's what you mean right? You want me to go thinking about all the nameless girls that I have had sex with and forgotten ( Read more... )

'Why am I here? I mean honestly it's not like this guy is going to know anything about my future. Not like it really matters anyway. Futures. Ha. That's like trying to predict what I'm going to wear tomorrow. Not likely happening. Oh you know what sounds good? That pair of jeans I just got from Martini. She was nice. What kind of a name is Martini ( Read more... )

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

The shreik made Derek giggle until he saw what had driven Tyson Beckford off camera and down the street. Fear Factor was supposed to be a good move for his career. Maury said so. But here he was in off the rack clothing handed to him by the show, in an alley of the Universal Lot about to face his fears.

"So Derek... do you plan on ( Read more... )

Dear Tobey Maguire ( Read more... )

I wish I could control my memory. I mean really if I could control my memory maybe I would have known that I already did that topic about 'What I Live For' before. I mean I went to post it and I did and then I realized I had already answered it. If I had been able to control my memory maybe I wouldn't have done the thing twice ( Read more... )

I'm a big fan of living. I probably would like to live forever. Can you imagine Derek Zoolander, Eternity. Okay, so maybe Calvin Klein has already done that, but he's really old by now. I mean have you even seen Calvin around? I know I haven't. Of course he hasn't been returning any of Maury's calls so I can't really blame him for not showing his ( Read more... )

I wanted to write a list. I mean how exactly can I list off all the things that make it worth getting up in the morning slipping on my custom made Ralph Lauren Silk Robe, putting my feet into my Prada leather house slippers, and then telling my personal barista that I'd like extra foam today.

By the way - those wonder I did have a Starbucks put ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about this for a while, and NO I do not wait until I have to do a topic to do a bunch of them at once, I really do put a lot of thought into all of them, and it takes me that long to think of thoughts to put into some of these topics. SO that is why I have to wait a long time to answer them. I mean my answers are borderline ( Read more... )