Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 10 2009, 10:19:50 UTC
I am as well as can be expected.
As for memories, I have remembered being set the task of finding a piece of information in a prisoner's mind when I was 10 - I am still unsure where my father procured the human. He was not cooperative in the slightest and I was forced to peel back the layers of his psyche like a particularly flaky pastry.
Also, though I discovered an exchange of communications in which Christopher most logically denies me a kitten, I find I am still in want of one.
Private to Spock:rn_chapelDecember 10 2009, 16:07:25 UTC
I am also as well as can be expected.
I talked to Jim. And then we had sex. Like you said, I can't get more pregnant. He's a little freaked out, but also... I guess supportive is the word I want. He's a good man.
Oh, and McCoy totally noticed M'Benga's extra tests on my medical record, so there's someone else who knows. Remember me talking about facepalms, by any chance? Yeah. But, again, he was supportive about it.
And I sent a message to Nyota, so I can cry on her tonight and save you the experience.
We'll have to try and get you up a bit from one unprompted memory a day, but that's a pretty good starting number.
For what it's worth, I think you totally deserve a kitten. But I know there are issues with the hair and the whole being a target for someone playing psychological torture games thing.
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 10 2009, 23:56:01 UTC
One hopes the sex was both therapeutic and satisfying. James T. Kirk has, in my somewhat limited memory, proven himself an interesting individual. Christopher regards him... he has regard for him.
Is it unduly awkward with your McCoy?
Perhaps you might snuggle with her in a platonic fashion? Though, should you desire the opportunity for same-sex sexual exchange, I might recommend the female Spock currently on board. She seems quite familiar with human female anatomy and exhibits great attention to detail.
Though she is responsible for my current mental state.
One is a singularly lonely number for humans. Fortunately, I am Vulcan. Logic dictates that my memories will return at an erratic pace, based upon experience.
He would, perhaps, grow to overlook the shedding issue but I would respond most unfavorably if anyone offered a kitten of mine harm. And I suppose that we do require the majority of our crew. Killing all of them is less than ideal.
Private to Spock:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 00:01:26 UTC
It was great. He is extremely good in bed. Any rumors you might have heard are completely true.
And, yeah, the awkwardness with McCoy kinda stems from something else you probably don't remember. It's a slightly complicated situation, and it's gotten weirder than before, lately. I'll explain sometime when I'm not being vaguely glowered at by said McCoy because he thinks I'm goofing off. Which I am. But still.
I tried sex with a woman once and it wasn't that great for me. I think I prefer penises. Well, one at a time. Not plural. Although...
And, yes, killing a crew of several hundred in order to have a kitten is maybe excessive.
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 11 2009, 00:07:38 UTC
You are at work in your sickbay? Your work ethic is admirable for a human. So many seem to prolong their own convalescence.
I am primarily concerned with your satisfaction. The abilities of James T. Kirk are not at issue.
My knowledge is purely academic, based on study and observation, but sex with women appears to stimulate the same nerve endings that, in your case, sex with men would do.
Excessive. I had thought as much. A pity. I would prefer the company of a kitten to certain of our crew.
Re: Private to Tina:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 00:17:16 UTC
Well, it's admirable in that I'm back at work after one day off for my injury, but not so admirable in that I'm sending non-work-related messages while I'm at work. But there's nothing actually going on right now. I'd drop the PADD immediately if something came up.
His abilities would seem to be related to my satisfaction, though. I mean, yes, I was satisfied. Partly because he is a very generous lover. That's logical, isn't it?
It does, but it's not the same. I'm not attracted to women's bodies nearly as much, for one, and no matter how advanced the dildo, there's nothing quite like an actual erection. Also, and this is a stupid concern, I know, but sometimes it gets awkward when there are four breasts involved. Uncomfortable squishing. I'm sure practice would help, but I'd need to feel more motivated than I do at present.
Maybe there's somewhere you could keep a kitten where you could visit that's safer than your ship?
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 11 2009, 00:27:10 UTC
One must amuse one's self, it is true.
It is logical to inform me of your satisfaction as that is the detail I queried. Do you feel the need to share more detail than that? I will withstand it, for the sake of friendship, if this is the case; you simply need to inform me of the requirement.
Attraction is a most illogical subject. The geometry of breast alignment is a subject which I have never considered. I shall ponder it.
My mother is not of sound mind - I would not place the burden of pet care upon her already over-burdened caretakers. And Christopher has... hounds.
Private to Spock:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 00:32:11 UTC
See, last time we had a conversation about whether or not I was satisfied by Jim, you wanted details. And I have permission to give them. Make of that what you will.
It it was an animal that doesn't require much care and if your mother wasn't likely to try to injure it, it might actually be helpful. There are lots of studies on the therapeutic benefits of house pets for people with a variety of illnesses, mental and physical.
Hounds and kitten don't sound like a good combination.
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 11 2009, 00:39:51 UTC
A momentary aberration, I am sure.
Is there? I am not certain that she is... capable of improvement. However, upon our return to Earth, I will investigate. It would be gratifying to cause her any degree of ease.
The hounds slobber excessively. Though they are, I admit, enthusiastic in their affection.
Christopher has been very protective. I have not left our quarters other than my brief visit to you. In truth... it is something of a relief, though labwork would not be unwelcome. I cannot be certain of my own responses to stimulus.
Re: Private to Tina:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 01:17:41 UTC
Yeah, yeah. We both know you're a total pervert.
Improvement seems unlikely, from what you've told me, but increasing her comfort and quality of life is a worthwhile goal, I think.
I can see how that would make you nervous. What's Christopher doing? Maybe he could accompany you on a short walk or something, see if being outside your quarters for a bit helps.
Hey, you guys don't have a bathtub, do you? I've never actually seen your new digs.
Private to Spock:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 01:34:31 UTC
No, I don't really care what he's doing. I just thought that if he wasn't busy, you might take advantage of that theoretical leisure time and get him to escort you somewhere so you could be less nervous about leaving your quarters.
You were the one who suggested a hot bath as a mood enhancer. I'm just thinking about acquiring one. I might presume upon our friendship and borrow your bathroom at some point.
I'm still feeling kinda messed up. I need to make a goddamn decision so that I can at least cross uncertainty off my list of uncomfortable emotions. In this matter, anyway.
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 11 2009, 01:41:17 UTC
I am not sure he is actually busy; he is simply occupied. Perhaps I will inquire. It is... comfortable here, however.
Fascinating. I have calculating the odds of Christopher's response to finding you in our shared bathroom. It is equally... interesting whether you arrive while he is here or during an absence.
It is, of course, your decision and you must weigh the consequences against your own desires.
It is certain, however, that children are... precious.
Private to Spock:rn_chapelDecember 11 2009, 01:44:23 UTC
That could be either really funny, or end in bloodshed. Probably mine. So let me think that one over. I mean, you could always let him know ahead of time that I was coming to steal your bathtub for an hour or two, but I'm not sure he'd be cool with it, even with warning.
Have you ever thought about having children? I sort of always thought I would. Just not like this.
Private to Tina:mirroredspockDecember 11 2009, 01:53:41 UTC
Tina, you are ridiculous. Of all the iterations of Spock across the universes, I am particularly ill-suited to parenting.
Not only am I entirely incapable of trusting that I will not kill as an automatically trained action, I am mated to a human male who is 20-years my senior and whose death... I am uncertain to survive.
In comparison, you are quite well-suited to parenthood.
As for memories, I have remembered being set the task of finding a piece of information in a prisoner's mind when I was 10 - I am still unsure where my father procured the human. He was not cooperative in the slightest and I was forced to peel back the layers of his psyche like a particularly flaky pastry.
Also, though I discovered an exchange of communications in which Christopher most logically denies me a kitten, I find I am still in want of one.
Is your state of well-being adequate?
Spock
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I talked to Jim. And then we had sex. Like you said, I can't get more pregnant. He's a little freaked out, but also... I guess supportive is the word I want. He's a good man.
Oh, and McCoy totally noticed M'Benga's extra tests on my medical record, so there's someone else who knows. Remember me talking about facepalms, by any chance? Yeah. But, again, he was supportive about it.
And I sent a message to Nyota, so I can cry on her tonight and save you the experience.
We'll have to try and get you up a bit from one unprompted memory a day, but that's a pretty good starting number.
For what it's worth, I think you totally deserve a kitten. But I know there are issues with the hair and the whole being a target for someone playing psychological torture games thing.
- Tina
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Is it unduly awkward with your McCoy?
Perhaps you might snuggle with her in a platonic fashion? Though, should you desire the opportunity for same-sex sexual exchange, I might recommend the female Spock currently on board. She seems quite familiar with human female anatomy and exhibits great attention to detail.
Though she is responsible for my current mental state.
One is a singularly lonely number for humans. Fortunately, I am Vulcan. Logic dictates that my memories will return at an erratic pace, based upon experience.
He would, perhaps, grow to overlook the shedding issue but I would respond most unfavorably if anyone offered a kitten of mine harm. And I suppose that we do require the majority of our crew. Killing all of them is less than ideal.
Spock.
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And, yeah, the awkwardness with McCoy kinda stems from something else you probably don't remember. It's a slightly complicated situation, and it's gotten weirder than before, lately. I'll explain sometime when I'm not being vaguely glowered at by said McCoy because he thinks I'm goofing off. Which I am. But still.
I tried sex with a woman once and it wasn't that great for me. I think I prefer penises. Well, one at a time. Not plural. Although...
And, yes, killing a crew of several hundred in order to have a kitten is maybe excessive.
- Tina
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I am primarily concerned with your satisfaction. The abilities of James T. Kirk are not at issue.
My knowledge is purely academic, based on study and observation, but sex with women appears to stimulate the same nerve endings that, in your case, sex with men would do.
Excessive. I had thought as much. A pity. I would prefer the company of a kitten to certain of our crew.
Spock.
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His abilities would seem to be related to my satisfaction, though. I mean, yes, I was satisfied. Partly because he is a very generous lover. That's logical, isn't it?
It does, but it's not the same. I'm not attracted to women's bodies nearly as much, for one, and no matter how advanced the dildo, there's nothing quite like an actual erection. Also, and this is a stupid concern, I know, but sometimes it gets awkward when there are four breasts involved. Uncomfortable squishing. I'm sure practice would help, but I'd need to feel more motivated than I do at present.
Maybe there's somewhere you could keep a kitten where you could visit that's safer than your ship?
- Tina
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It is logical to inform me of your satisfaction as that is the detail I queried. Do you feel the need to share more detail than that? I will withstand it, for the sake of friendship, if this is the case; you simply need to inform me of the requirement.
Attraction is a most illogical subject. The geometry of breast alignment is a subject which I have never considered. I shall ponder it.
My mother is not of sound mind - I would not place the burden of pet care upon her already over-burdened caretakers. And Christopher has... hounds.
Spock.
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It it was an animal that doesn't require much care and if your mother wasn't likely to try to injure it, it might actually be helpful. There are lots of studies on the therapeutic benefits of house pets for people with a variety of illnesses, mental and physical.
Hounds and kitten don't sound like a good combination.
What are you doing today? Anything?
- Tina
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Is there? I am not certain that she is... capable of improvement. However, upon our return to Earth, I will investigate. It would be gratifying to cause her any degree of ease.
The hounds slobber excessively. Though they are, I admit, enthusiastic in their affection.
Christopher has been very protective. I have not left our quarters other than my brief visit to you. In truth... it is something of a relief, though labwork would not be unwelcome. I cannot be certain of my own responses to stimulus.
Spock.
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Improvement seems unlikely, from what you've told me, but increasing her comfort and quality of life is a worthwhile goal, I think.
I can see how that would make you nervous. What's Christopher doing? Maybe he could accompany you on a short walk or something, see if being outside your quarters for a bit helps.
Hey, you guys don't have a bathtub, do you? I've never actually seen your new digs.
- Tina
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Indeed. I shall make note of it and... prioritize it upon our return.
He is otherwise occupied. I am unsure as to the specifics though if you are genuinely curious, I may inquire. He is in his room and I am in mine.
It would appear that we do. Why?
Spock.
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You were the one who suggested a hot bath as a mood enhancer. I'm just thinking about acquiring one. I might presume upon our friendship and borrow your bathroom at some point.
I'm still feeling kinda messed up. I need to make a goddamn decision so that I can at least cross uncertainty off my list of uncomfortable emotions. In this matter, anyway.
I just don't know what to do.
I think I want to keep it.
- Tina
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Fascinating. I have calculating the odds of Christopher's response to finding you in our shared bathroom. It is equally... interesting whether you arrive while he is here or during an absence.
It is, of course, your decision and you must weigh the consequences against your own desires.
It is certain, however, that children are... precious.
Spock.
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Have you ever thought about having children? I sort of always thought I would. Just not like this.
- Tina
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Not only am I entirely incapable of trusting that I will not kill as an automatically trained action, I am mated to a human male who is 20-years my senior and whose death... I am uncertain to survive.
In comparison, you are quite well-suited to parenthood.
Spock.
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Well, you can be the fun and slightly homicidal uncle who spoils the kid and teaches it how to knife fight when it's old enough. How does that sound?
Assuming there is a kid.
And I would define "old enough" as mid-teens at least, so don't get any ideas.
- Tina
P.S. You'd better survive it. You have a much longer lifespan to live up to. And my hypothetical kid will need its fun uncle.
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