While outside on my break, I'm minding my own business smoking a cigarette and reading my book when this guy comes up to me and says, "You know, there's nothing worse than being a buffalo out on the range, standing there staring off in the distance, then looking down and finding barnacles on your balls. That's why I shave mine every day ( Read more... )

Involved a lady who wanted to dispute charges made by her son when he got a hold of her debit card and made a purchase online for "penis enlargement hardware."

It's calls like this that make my day worth while.

I'm tired as hell ( Read more... )

I've managed to rack up more names to add to the list of "Names people think I say when I introduce myself as Joe over the phone."

Here are the additions:

Jimmy
Bobby
Hank
George
Partner
Jeremy
Georgia
*added* Doc

I think people need to get their ears cleaned.

You know the last time I saw sumfin funny, was way back when Ol' Man Jenkins were workin on his cotton gin and one of them chickens got caught in the out and feathers went *blow up sound* and I was like "Dang, that funny."

Everytime I've worked in a call center, I like to keep a running list of all the names people call me after I've said my name is Joe.

Here's the list so far after 3 days:

Jeff
Jim
Billy
Joel
Devon
Sam
Jill

NEW YORK, NY - Just moments after a woman had used the toilet in her apartment, a seven-foot-long puthon peeked its head out of the toilet. (AP)

This is why I'm happy that I'm not a woman.

In part 2 of Diane's exclusive interview with Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown shares his thoughts on lithium and the beauty of women.

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Things are going well in training thus far. The only things that are killing me are these horrid creations of Satan called CUES-U. They're part of some sort of mythical "Digital University" and are courses in things ranging from IRAs to the Bank Secrecy Act to Check Kiting. Up until today we've only had to do a couple of them here and there, but ( Read more... )