roadhouseblues_
Jun 27, 2008 02:42
in retrospect, morrissey totally changed my life, and i'm not really sure what to do about it.
roadhouseblues_
Jun 24, 2007 05:02
seriously though, this summer can suck it.
roadhouseblues_
Jan 21, 2007 16:05
wowzerz 823: its especially metal when you wake up in someones basement and are eating all their dunkaroos
wowzerz 823: and are like shit dude, we stole a giant bottle of jager from your mom, what are we going to do
wowzerz 823: but then you decide to just watch dog shows
roadhouseblues_
Nov 15, 2006 06:54
In the 1920s, Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin sent an animal-breeding expert to Africa in hopes of creating an army of half-man, half-monkey soldiers. Attempts both to inseminate women with monkey sperm and impregnate female chimpanzees with human sperm failed.
roadhouseblues_
Aug 27, 2006 22:13
if there's one thing i've learned this summer, it's that there is no polite way to tell a friend they should probably get an STD test.
roadhouseblues_
Jul 19, 2006 02:12
i am drunk and i just solved the entire israeli-arab crisis in my head.
i'm just sayin.