PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL

First we state that girls require time and money:

GIRLS = TIME & MONEY

And as we all know time IS money:

TIME = MONEY

Therefore:

GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY = (MONEY)²

And because money is "the root of all evil":

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore:

GIRLS = (√EVIL)²

And we are forced to conclude that:

GIRLS = EVIL

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