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[rob_gordon]

You know that feeling you get when you poop, and when the poop hits the water, the water splashes just a little bit, but it goes straight up, so you get a big splash of water straight into your butthole? Like, straight in. It just hits your butthole and you suck it up inside a little bit. So, that feeling. Yeah. Wow

Comments

[towelgrl]

That is so disgusting, but it's happened to everyone.

I put toilet paper in the bowl in public restrooms so I don't have the poowater of everyone paying me a visit.

[rob_gordon]

I've never thought of that.

Oh my god Cynthia. I'm going to be so paranoid in public restrooms.

[towelgrl]

As you should be...

[skeeterific]

man... you speak of truths that i've only ever thought about but never verbalized. you're as deep as the ocean (which, coincidentally is how i describe my soul).

man...why don't we hang out more?

...oh wait, i remember.

[poor_disguise]

That's also how we describe your genital region.

Come over.

[poor_disguise]

Oh. This is Weston. Not Daniela.

Fuck it. It's Daniela.

Really, does it matter?

[murda_rekordz]

Man, I have never experienced that. My shits enver hit the water hard enough to splash water INTO my butthole. I'm jealous. F u.