Come on Mike this gopher has to be playin. I have an .828 OPS this season and you have't even let me get an atbat since the 22nd. Time's running out. Ifyou are just trying to keep me from double digit homers then that's fucked up man.

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door
in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with
sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

This sounds like something Kevin Gregg's dad would do. lol

HIP HOP HIP HOP!!! ITS TIME FOR EASTER. I CANT WAIT TO CHECK FOR EGGS AND MY BASKET! I feel like im 8

I just found out that Kevin Orie also retired. I guess Dave really can get him to hitch up his boat.

I just found out that the so called great pinch hitter Dave Hansen retired last week and no one cared. Dave you were a cool guy and I care. I just didn't find out. It's not like it was on the front page or anything.

Oh ya and if you still need help putting that boat on the trailer maybe you should call up Kevin Orie or something.

Happy Birthday Greg Maddux and Kyle Farnsworth. You guys are cool.

I hate walk off homers

I'm on second base again, were losing 11-2 but I've gotta feeling I'm going to score.

Hey everyone your favorite gopher study utility infielder/outfielder here. I just wanted everyone to know I just got a double and I'm standing on second base. I'm posting via my cool new blackberry.

I can't believe that Rangers.com has created a whole article about some guy making a diving catch to rob me of a base hit in a spring training game. Adam you make a good catch but you don't even have an internet connection ( Read more... )

Everyone I am ok after fouling that ball off my leg.