To whomever I added to my friends list on ishitpinecones, add me back you fucks.

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I shouldn't exist.

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Man in Tutu Disrupts Olympics

Radical cheerleading was fun. After I got up the fucking ladder, that is. I am terrified of vertical heights. But it was all good. Condom demonstration tomorow. Hmmm ( Read more... )

I heard one of these critters last night at about 4 in the morning. They sound like a cross between a small horse and a cat. Another one showed up and they started calling back and forth for about 10 minutes, then they were quiet. Neat. Better than being woken up by that fucking cement truck on saturday ( Read more... )

I want this.

And this.

My next layout just might be Steely approved. All this for a 70s jazzrock band named after a dildo.

All hail Aleta and Kelsey and their dildo-ceilinged apartment.

After that hideous screaming fight with my dad last night, I can safely say I am sick of politics. That's it. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or smell it, for AT LEAST a week. The whole situation in this country is making me depressed. People are so divided over the stupidest shit that they can't even talk to each other anymore. I'm worn out ( Read more... )

Captain Detox: I knew a person who sucked a hamster into a vaccum cleaner on accident ( Read more... )