The root word being "twit" is just coincidence, right?

[robcallahan]

Every hour, on the hour, Abe Vigoda sends me a text to let me know he hasn't died yet.

Don't tell me we've run out of new, practical uses for the internet.

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[serene_orange]

Was just reading about that in wired. Seems retarded

[robcallahan]

Which probably explains my fascination.

Although to be fair, your use of the word "retarded" in a pejorative sense is totally gay.

[serene_orange]

I heart you so much. I just wanna grab you by your brainy wit and hump it

[robcallahan]

I probably can't take your man in a fair fight, so no.

[flyswatter]

I just added you here and just added you there. You look like somebody who needs a pownce invitation as well!

[robcallahan]

Perhaps I do, Flyswatter. Perhaps I do...

[pendamuse]

I actually removed 01000101 because I couldn't take it anymore. Social networks expose one to any idiot within reach of a cellphone and internet, and her ramblings about the most nothing of nothing made my teeth hurt. Every time a notification came across my cell phone, I drop an IQ point.

[robcallahan]

I try not to sink to that level. Here's hoping no one says that about me, or if they do they're smaller than me and bad fighters.