This Saturday Me, Jordie and Chris Walters will be having a BBQ at our place and you are all invited. We will be providing the meat (burgers and possibly hot dogs) or at least a meat and protein based BBQing object option. You should come. I will cook it for you because as Alasdair pointed out it is a heterosexual mans job to man the BBQ and I ( Read more... )

Today I started work in the spice mines. I guess that's me taken care of until I'm 55... Unless I get the chili lung ( Read more... )

I was really looking forward to the Kerrisdale Alpha Awards Nominations going up last night. However, they have not gone up yet. I don't know what to do!

I bought some new comics today, which will hopefully aid me in my quest to learn how to read the letter J.

EAT THE RICH!

My mom thinks I'm funny.

I just went to the best party ever. I bought new pants for it. I will wear them all the time. They are too long but I plan on hemming them up. I spoke to Laura Best and we are apparently not BF3 anymore so she is a total lamezor. Word out.

Robert Cross

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Robert!

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Robert and water!
2. Robert will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Robert!
4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Robert its 'Man of the Year'!
5. Robert is only six percent water.

Yo!
Rob here informing you that here at Kerrisdale Alpha it's been 5 Christmases since all the computers crashed and civilization ended. We're going to be having a Christmas party to celebrate what little we still have on Christmas. Come as you see fit. (it's on December 13th at Kerrisdale Alpha)

Robert "Party Animal" Cross

We're having a housewarming party here at good old Kerrisdale Alpha. It will be happening this Friday night (as in tomorrow) from sort of early mid evening to sort of later than that. Remember, Silly Hats Only. For directions please call me or my fantastic roommates, Jordie and Alasdair. I plan on being so drunk I'll think up is green. That's right ( Read more... )

I can't wait until Justin moves out and our beloved roommate, Alasdair, moves back in. I can't even stand to look at Justin anymore. All I can say is the rest of the summer is going to be a bumpy two months with Captain Not-Alasdair at the helm...well, technically he's in engineering. I'll be in Ten-Forward getting a drink if you need me.