Hands off the swag, Fatboy.


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So whaddayaz all think? Martie and I are writing this 'memoirs' thing together. Do you think I should leave out the part about the time I give him a beating because I thought he was doing my wife? I dunno. I mean I was wrong about all that, an he wasn't doin it, but still. (Little did I know it was really Joe Pesci. Go figure. I never really ( Read more... )

Okay, so which one of you Mooks knows what a New York Taco is?

So whadayaz all think? Should I send some boys out to do a lil 'batting practice' on Josh Beckett?

Hmmm...some MOOK is takin me to court on a VICE RAP. Apparently I "Introduced Jodie Foster to 'some MEN'" when she was only 12 years old. (You know..that TAXI DRIVER thing I did.) I don't remember that. I mean, I introduce a lot o people to a lot o people. I can't remember ALL of em. Maybe I did introduce Jodi to some men. I introduced her to ( Read more... )

Is it just my imagination, or is Douglas makin FACES at me? Whadaya think, should I smack the guy? (You'd think they'd treat me with a little more respect when I show up in Tribeca, wouldn't you?)

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So...whadayaz all think? Do I got a shot at being the next Pope, or what? After all, I was in 'True Confessiions' with Duval. I learned a lot of theology from makin that picture, really I did. (I should warn you, though. I don't do that 'celibacy' thing. I draw the line at not being allowed to keep my pipes clean, if you know what I mean.)


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You mooks better watch me on Saturday Night Live tonight. Don't be a wiseguy, just watch, that's all I'm sayin'.

You know dat 'Tony Soprano' guy?
You know da guy I'm talkin' bout?

Yeah, well he's nottin but a big, wet, brazilian wax-top PUSSY if you aks ME.

(Suddenly EVERYBODY thinks they can become a wise guy by using the F word. Well, life doesn't WORK dat way.)

Pam is makin' fun of my new 'whiskery look.' ( pam_grier )

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