I was awarded $3.2m at arbitration which is a whole lot fucking better than their $2.1m.

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPES AND SMOKE IT, MIAMI!

The end of this season can't come fast enough when I can get the fuck out of this place.

I didn't want arbitration. I just wanted to go somewhere else. The Panthers are like a psychotic, clingy ex. Maybe if I stand up there and tell them, "It's not you, it's me," they'll undertstand ( Read more... )

I just want to say, between us guys, that seeing Ryan Smyth naked makes the baby jesus cry.

...just sayin'

Okay, so are there any actualy Florida Panthers in this place or is it just me?

Oh well, more room for me and my big feet. You know what they say about people with big feet...

Grandes Chaussures.

I'm Roberto Luongo. Goaltender. Nice to meet you.