So just a quick poll here. I want to know what you guys think. Are you with me here ( Read more... )

Holy fucking shit I almost forgot this thing existed. And just how miserable would that have been if I forgot I was alive? Luckily for you the media will not let you forget ( Read more... )

If I really wanted to be cool, I could update with poems like Martin Brodeur ( Read more... )

Seems I am going to die in a hurricane this weekend because just like the rest of the world, God hates Florida. That's rather unfortunate (not the part about God hating Florida, I mean the part where I die) because I was really looking forward to going to the Olympics in the Winter ( Read more... )

I WILL win the Vezina this year.

It's true in BOTH official languages + Floridian. Oh yes, that's definitely a language. They call it Coppertone for short.

Everyone probably knows by now that I was picked as defensive player of the week ( Read more... )

I really hate Florida ( Read more... )

Shut-out ( Read more... )

The worst fucking thing about playing Florida ( Read more... )

I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida. I hate Florida.

So let's get this season started so I can get the hell out of here.