All the matzah at whole foods was on sale....except the kosher for passover ones. amused. I mean, not that i care, since i'm not keeping kosher. My whole house is so damn chometz that some crackers that didn't pass some ridiculous standards aren't gonna matter ( Read more... )

I wish I knew what I thought about property. I wish I had the patience to read theory, so I could figure out what i think about property. Anyone wanna summarize some theory for my lazy ass ( Read more... )

Gonna get a hearing aid pretty soon. Within two weeks, hopefully. It's been about six or seven months since I've had one. I think most of the people I associate with have never known me with a hearing aid ( Read more... )

Damn. How am i gonna get $350 by next week?

So some guy tried to spange from me yesterday by saying that he just got out of jail. He pulled back his sleeve to show me the numbers written on sharpie on the back of his hand. I'm amused that he assumed that I would recognize that as proof. (For those of yeh that don't know, when yer processed in Cook county, they write yer prison id number ( Read more... )

Nazis. Cops.
Jessica apparently drove off the cops. Jessica and Johnny should team up and be the ultimate cop-pacifying team.

edit:
Or, perhaps not. Jessica's charm wore off, it seems. She's apparently a vicious agitator.

Dammit, I *am* going to start a bike porn website ( Read more... )

Done: Cleaned kitchen. Cleaned room. Made pillowcase ( Read more... )

I <3 Alyse.

I think we need to name the rats that live on our porch. There's at least three. A big one with hir ears bitten off, according to erika and kathy, a medium and a small one.
I think the big one's name is gonna be Robert. I mean, it prolly can't hear too good, ya know?