Wow, long time since I last updated! I realized that I was TOTALLY neglecting my cats, (Nipsy and Foxtrot!) so I decided to get rid of all the dogs. NO MORE DOGS! I think my kitty babies were getting totally pissed off. I could tell, because they started tracking litter around the house and wouldn't eat their Kal Kan cat food. I decided that I ( Read more... )

When I say "The Boss" I'm not talking about Bruce Springsteen. He's cool too though, but I don't think he genuinely cares about dogs. Then again, what do I know about him except that he danced with Courtney Cox in one of his videos? So yeah. My boss is giving me mixed signals. Like, sometimes he pulls me into the bathroom to have sex in one of ( Read more... )

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Boy, did I have a fun weekend. My friend Kelly and I went camping. I haven’t been camping since I was a Girl Scout! We also took Peaches & some of the puppies!!! Tee-hee! I’m not really sure what campsite we went to-Kelly had to do the driving while I slept. (I was up all night the night before sick with worry because Peaches ate one of my ( Read more... )

I am soooooooo FREAKED out right now. Like, I just went to that coffee shop....you know, what's it called? The one that gives the white cups with the circular green logo? Celestialbucks or something? Anyway, they have this new drink called Chantico. The name just sounds so exotic and boy, I loves me some chocolate, so I ordered one. It came ( Read more... )

Wow, sooooo much has happened since I last updated! Peaches had puppies! I guess I should have known to spay her, but I just thought she was too cute to be spayed. Let's just say she mingled with a neighbor's dog named Groucho Marx and now I have five baby dogs running amok. It is a house of love, though. I'm wondering if maybe Oprah can do a ( Read more... )

So the other day my boss pinched my butt. I know it sounds bad, but he's kinda cute, so it's not bad. He's older (like old enough to be my daddykins!) and talks about a fundraiser where he'd be tied up until enough money was raised and stuff. He asked if I might like to join him...hehehe! Peaches really could use a daddy. His hair might be ( Read more... )

Boy, I can't believe how long its been since I updated! I've been keeping SOOO busy with Peaches! Being a mommy to a puppy is so time-consuming, it must be a drag to be a mommy to a human baby. Thank God my sister is available to baby-sit if I ever have a baby ( Read more... )