I was stung by a bee today. I figure that it's only a matter of time before I begin to develop bee-like superhuman powers. I'll keep you posted.

Fuck finals.

Yeah, I said it.

An excerpt from a letter written to the Pioneer from a convict within the Walla Walla State Penitentiary ( Read more... )

Today's date is 05/05/05. That shit don't happen all the time. Come 2013, you'll miss it. Lord knows I miss the last palindromic date we had, back on October 22, 2001.

Me, my goatee, and a shirt that says 'Weltpokalsiegerbesieger'.


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Sam and Nathan: "Let's make this highly offensive statement."
Ryan: "No."
Sam and Nathan: "Let's make this marginally less offensive statement."
Ryan: "Whatever."
Sam: "Demonology!"

This conversation gets repeated just about every week.

I think that if you were a vegan looking for a good way to convert meat-eaters over to your side, one thing you could do would be to hold an "Animal Lovers Barbecue." At the barbecue, you could have some sort of petting zoo featuring baby versions of animals people typically eat, like piglets and calves and baby chicks. And you could have some ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to realize that every post I make is about math. Anyhow, I leave you with the topic of today's Math 260 lecture: Pre-functions.

So the one-acts open today. And I'm in one, for those of you who don't know ( Read more... )

Here's a homework problem from Operations Research, verbatim. Luckily, the problem specified that I only had to set up the equations, but still ( Read more... )