This is especially for you, Dana.

This is totally freaking sweet and I want one whenever it comes out.

We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster! Rock lobster!

Having little else or nothing better to do at the time, I mistakenly committed myself to something I daresay I may eventually come to regret. Perhaps it was out of pity, or even still, out of the desire to rid the Internet of horrific web pages, one site at a time. Yes, that's it. Let's go with that: it was a humanitarian gesture. I am doing ( Read more... )