Oh man this is the saddest thing ever.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7494184.stm

I want to go there soooo bad and solve this thing!

Oh man! I just got a terrific haircut from a hot Croatian, i took two of his business card and just noticed that I went to "Universal Master Barber Shop" and got a cut by "Universal Master Barber Jeff"

He was really awesome, he even shaved me.. which was different but not bad...

Hipsters Beware!! I just closed the deal on a Williamsburg apartment!! I have no idea how I will handle living in the third trendiest place in NYC. Also if you know anything about Wburg, you know that you can use what stop you use on the L train as a major status symbol, see people live in green point which is not Williamsburg, so they use what ( Read more... )

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I didnt check my email for a while and I just went through my spam filter, I had around 600 spam emails that involved increasing the size of my dick. Now I feel confident in my dick, its not the biggest, ive seen porn, sure it would be great to have that impressive stick that looks kinda painful for the guy receiving it, but I got what I got and ( Read more... )

This weekend I had brunch with a friend and her friend. Her friend is a well mannered, 25 year old, gay math teacher, Cute and a bit shallow, lets call him X. I knew that we were going to console him through his recent break up, I had all my platitudes and good relationship advice in hand, to be engaging and helpful ( Read more... )

So I'm thinking about regrowing my foreskin. I've been reading about the foreskin and getting kinda pissed off. I would say its hard not to be pissed off, guys get mutilated as babies in America (and some other places) routinely. Why? Cleanliness? BULLSHIT, its not hard to clean foreskin in the shower, the place you clean your whole body daily. ( Read more... )

I have to write a vignette for a local comedy show tonight. It has to be around 2 min, for 2 or so people, about mental health or ferrets and it can't be a commercial.

Im thinking a mockumentery about a rock for mental health thing. Or maybe something super gay, like something about homosexuality and mental illness.

TBD!

In 2008, ( Read more... )

Hey dudes and dudetts (Sp?) here is a picture of me in my Halloween costume this year. I am doing the Roberta Sparrow smirk.


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