So yeah... Im a fucking UNCLE

My little sister is pregnant...

fuckin

GG

Hey, if your in Seattle on May 13, come to my party!


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Washington mutual is touting its new and improved checking, all that wonderful free crap, no ATM fees and what have you, I still got charged $4.50.

WHATEVER.

Apparently my "free Checking" is old free checking, I need to upgrade to new free checking... which means there is some sort of horrible add on that we all dont know about.

In a word: Faggy

Ow..... I tripped in my living room, and i got fired.

Man i had a great dream. i was in this marina style mansion, it had a pier and a pool and all this great stuff. I had never been there before but my friends parents live/own the place, which was good because zombies had destroyed alot of the world and the place was like a fortress to outsiders. Anyway, to our worth my friends and i had to complete ( Read more... )

I just read the whole beastiality law thing in the stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=30811Read more... )

The weather outside is frightful

Holy Goosefuck, I was on HOLD for TWO HOURS ( Read more... )

Ok so I am a wonderful, FANTASTIC liar, I have a strong aptitude for deceit and malice. I often think of ways of manipulating and controlling various situations when im bored. I can create righteous indignation out of thin air and spin sob stories from yarn. All this makes for some pretty satisfying phone wars with technical support/collections/ ( Read more... )

Something just hit me, I have 4 friends! 5 if you count people that I hang out with, like wow, seriously, how the fuck can people hope to relate to me? Im a fucking hermit, one friend and I hang out all the time inside, we dont get a whole lot of outside stimulus. Like seriously if you have friends and/or have a culture that you invest in I cant ( Read more... )