oooh valetines day approaches and look at this!
suddenly lots of girls become interested in spyke
how strange.... how oddd
how FUCKING OBVIOUS!!

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There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we ( Read more... )

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Carvott Milanis > and you should never have a wank while on ts
Carvott Milanis > (not that anyone here has ever noticed me doing it)

Hmm
Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
lol
lol
It's messy enough as it is
:|
I got the ebay scam ones
OH GOOD
MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
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ORGASMIC is todays words i must agrue that case indeed i must

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well im bored with stuff now
i got a new hat which the ppl who watch my youtube will soon see
4 dvds 3 about vamps 1 about ghostbusters
;)

lots of choccies
and devil may cry 3 special edition
which is a bitch to win at
but hey
its me!

I Still dont have eve
or a job to pay for it.........

bollocks