So after all the scraped knees and tiresome lectures coming from mom about getting holes in my new pants, I finally finagled my way around the barricades that were holding me back from my true potential and managed to procure a raise out of my job. Good news, right? Thing was, I was THIS close from calling in that day. When I arose from bed that ( Read more... )

Does anyone use this livejournal anymore? I'm deleting this shit if I dont start seeing posts you fucking prudes.

I’ve had such a writers block lately in everything I dip my fingers into, that it’s starting to pillage anything I really give a go at. It’s confusing really and I just don’t get it? I mean, it’s not as confusing or ambiguous as, oh say life, but this sea of change just floods my artistic perspective of everything. It’s exacerbating the feeling ( Read more... )

What is today? Perhaps its the continuing saga of my present-day endeavors as a sign production wretch? Actually no, too boring. Lets talk about the eccentric Cradle of Filth looking kids I analyze in transit. All those boys who are more caked up in lipstick and mascara than Christina Aguilera’s kid had on at birth. They wear rainbow assorted ( Read more... )

Now before I say anything I want to point out that I do realize that every first blog of my week is generally composited with complaints about having to work, and wouldn't you know it, today will be no different. So without any further adu I just want to say FUCK working, man. If I had it my way, I’d just live under the overpass in SF and grow my ( Read more... )

Good day! Qua Pasa? Oh me? I'm fine, thank you! It’s currently One thirty, and I’m just now caffeinated enough to attempt to expound into any sort of fun blogging manner. I want a double cheeseburger right but I KNOW if I walk down to that shit hole petri dish with the golden arches I'm going to be farting the regrets later, which I also think will ( Read more... )

Lately it seems to me that every single conversation I have with someone, somehow or another revolves around a "God" talk. Do you know what I mean? All I’m getting is self righteous proselytizing about how religion is stupid or amazing and everyone dies someday. What the fuck is that? It’s all Jesus this and god that or my faith has taken me miles ( Read more... )

I have a confession to a make. I'm kind of a 'big dreamer' sort of guy. Really, I am. Last night I was hanging out with some friends and ended up signing a nice pair of tits. No particular reason at all, just for fun. Then I got to thinking...I could totally bring a tit signing thing into fashion and make millions off of it! Listen, you know that ( Read more... )

Someone once asked me if my BAC (that's the abbreviated form for Blood Alcohol Concentration, just btw) level has dropped since the birth of my baby. Now automatically, you asking a question like this to me really exudes a tempered feeling of having to actually revolve back to answering this god awful, RETARDED and sort of creepy question. First ( Read more... )

This is going to be short today. As most of you may or may not know, as of today I am now the legal father and guardian of my son, Jax Marcus Boyle. I got the letter this morning and Sheesh, I'll be the first to say, I had a feeling of ecstasy. Unfortunately however, that feeling was slightly exacerbated by a strange and whimsical disappearance ( Read more... )