I always hated my name on this. Know why? Because robot alot, you know the one with the underscore? IS FUCKING MISSPELLED! Sigh. Fucking teenagers.

even though no one is here anymore ( Read more... )

Did you know people can actually butcher Taylor Swift songs? I know right!? That’s like doing something that creeps out John Wayne Gacy. That’s like saying something that’s too racist for the head of the Klan to get behind. That’s like being so hopelessly out of touch with reality and your place in the world that your potential ascent into the ( Read more... )

"you know your in a butch bar when even the pool tables have no balls ( Read more... )

I'm over you livejournal. You're like the minor leagues for blogging. Go eat a donut or something you stupid website.

Is it just me or does it seem like anyone who puts a flag in front of their house or a flag on their car is just a big whinny pile of douchey wannabe dead firemen heroes? I mean these are the same people who wear their faux FDNY hats while sticking their noses so high in the air that their naval cavity is now encrusted with bugs and bird shit. Good ( Read more... )

No more McDonalds in hospitals. I'm not even kidding. HELLO? You're DOCTORS! You're not supposed to be in the repeat-business business. I'm sorry fast food nation but they already figured out how to screw patients over and it's called HMO's (nice!). Also, kids with spineless parents, when something says do not touch, please don't fucking touch it. ( Read more... )

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Hey hey hey! It’s Friday which means I‘ve got an itch to fall over my fake barrel gut, topless while frolicking on the beach like an inebriated crab. This itch was also nice enough to introduce it’s unique blend of butterflies, running and burning for attention, which was cool because let’s face it, I wasn’t really doing much else, so it really was ( Read more... )

Wait a second…Can you hear that? Well I guess based off some sort of pointless, opinionated structure of context AND given the limitations of us not actually having some phonetic connection, probably not. But It’s my tummy growling at me. I forgot my lunch today and here’s the thing, I’ve already eaten today and I’m not terribly inspired by the ( Read more... )