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[robotdollface]

My mom's boyfriend is taking me to school today in his big red truck. He is wearing a huge cowboy hat, a tight pink button-up shirt, a bandana around his neck, a brown leather belt with a huge buckle that say OREGON, black jeans, and black cowboy boots.

will someone please shoot me in the face?

Comments

[bomb_the_twist]

that's sooo fucking awesome! seriously

[robotdollface]

i forgot the best part: blasting the dixie chicks rendition of "landslide" from his 800 dollar stereo system.

Now you can shoot me in the face.

[algebraisracist]

I agree. Maybe I'm weird, but I'd love to be dropped off by someone like that. God damn my parents for not being hicks or hippies!!!

[queen_oblivia]

it could be sooooo much worse. my mom used to drive us to school in a mid-80's Toyota Tercell 2 door with doors that wouldn't open. we had to climb out the windows, General Lee style.

[robotdollface]

okay, you win!

[argyle_romantic]

omg that's fucking hilarious!! i'm sorry though :/

[robotdollface]

it's fine. he's a cool guy... better than my mom's last boyfriend.
he was a con artist.

[argyle_romantic]

wow your mom really knows how to pick the winners eh?

[robotdollface]

definitely!

[x_defect]

hummm. . . there's nothing toooo unusual about that getup.

then again, i am from texas. . .

only his belt buckle would have to be either a rodeo buckle or have his name on it or have a university of tx longhorn on it, if he really wanted to fit in here.

but ick, a brown belt and black shoes? *shudder*

/native texan

[robotdollface]

:-)

[brohunt]

u poor girl... even tho the shirt kinda sounds like the sex.

[robotdollface]

yeah... the shirt was kinda hot. but my mom's boyfriend, however, isn't.