Hey you pimps and pimpettes, I'm switching to a different LJ. Come check me out over at derekisignorant . It is full of good times and a bunch of random shit. Once again, that's derekisignorant. Did you get that? It's derekisignorant. Good.

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[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Thank you for listening to me.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] You know your a really good listener.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Sweety please say something.
[Sandaedar] Ok I'm back.

I have a grand idea. My brother is going to a "party" tonight, but he told me I'm not allowed to come (which is bullshit. I'll go wherever the fuck I want to go.) and he's a prick. So, let's all gather together and go crash this kid named Stav's party, get crunk, drunk, high, and all sorts of gangster things. LET'S DO IT!

Post-Abortions Should Be Performed On The TardsWho the hell wants to have a cripple baby that can't utter shit until it's 25 years of age? Who wants to spend most of their free time playing simple games a pile of cow turd could understand? Parents try to fake their happiness and believe it was meant to be that way. Some outside force intended ( Read more... )

I don't know if you know, but Yoga makes me fart. Hard.

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What's the point?

My brother's chair smells of farts. NASTY ONES.

HAHAHAHA.

OMFG PWN.

My legs hurt.