Longest Live Journal Entry Ever.

[robotjesus]

Dammit! My real life is getting in way of my Internet fantasy life! What the hell is wrong with me? To all of my faithful fans, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, I know that reading about my pathetic existence is the only way you can feel better about yourselves and your sad attempts at living. Again, because I know some of my readers ride the

Comments

[anonymous]

my roommate and suitemates think i'm the coolest because your shit is so funny and i'm friends with you. also the bible bashing goes over well with him. cheers.

Alex

[anonymous]

Alex is a dicksucking faggot.

um.....

[oooserenaooo]

you scare the living fuck out of me sometimes..............

Peeing

[anonymous]

Pretty much my can be described with one of two words poop or anticlimactic presently i like the latter. So this sucks and i a m too tired seeing as i just have awaken from my drunken slumber which means basically cut the time in half that u slept cause thats what i feel like. Oh yea and still cheating death cause i still find grain alcohol delicious

man you really have to get that tampon out of your ass

[anonymous]

alex, i swear to all that is holy i will fucking kick your teeth in and skull fuck you like the little dildo fuck bitch you are. if i ever see you i will fuck start you. i hope you crash and burn like tonya harding you lifeless sack of pig intestines. ps im coming home tomorrow for debauchery, so i might kill you.

guess what...

[anonymous]

...you're puking in my bathroom right now! You've been in there for a goooood hour now. I love your company. It's such a pleasure. Especially when you leave to go fuck someone else. That's classy! To answer your earlier question -- I'd love to have sex with you! I want to makeout with you so bad right now, baby. You've been a naughty businessman.

Love (is like oxygen),
Rosey and Matt