my cousin ben is the cleverest 7 year old ever, and one of the strongest ( Read more... )

someone should send me a letter, or even an e-mail, if i rarely talk to you this will be doubly appreciated
e-mail: ive_faced_harder_foes@hotmail.com
address: 7361 Ridgewater ct. Apt. 203

i need a band, badly, so if any of you are interested in being in a band with a menial (at best) bass player, comment

-Ryan V. is definitely the best friend a guy could have, he braved anne and her weird friends merely because i asked him to ( Read more... )

nothing ruins a weekend like finding out you slept on adam's semen

yesterday was wonderful, the best birthday i've had in awhile,
go to new york right now and see monty python's spamalot, it's a hoot
i met denzel washington yesterday, he's a cool cat

so let me tell you a story, and damn the torpedoes, you have to pay attention as the x's y's, and w's get kinda confusing ( Read more... )

for those who haven't heard it, the now notorious star wars rap, by andrew speelman ( Read more... )

i believe that tomorrow i will be catching the light rail into baltimore city and flying kites at fort mchenry, all of you are more then welcome, im me if you'd like to come, my sn is lost to the dogs or you can comment on here,

today has been a good day, me and elizabeth went to her house and she got blasted, then adam came home and he and i played basketball and got spanked by an 8 year-old and a middle schooler, it was funny ( Read more... )