And so the intrepid Keele-ite did return from the land of the Arab-ites unto Brit-ain, where he did rest much after a packed week. For in the land of the Berber-ites he did witness their manufacture of carpets and sample local delicacies round and about the tent in which he stayed.

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And so an Keele-ite, like many among his tribe -- excepting certain Hawthorn-ites -- did pack up his possessions and leave his land with all haste for to return to the land of his birth, in this case in the land of Chesh-ire. Yet he did but rest there for a day, for he was roused from his sleep and sped forth unto the land of the Man-cun-i-ans ( Read more... )

And so many among the Keele-ites began to pack up their belongings for to wander away from their land and return to their families, even unto the lands around Lon-don. The tribe of med-ic already packed up and left, but many more prepare to make forth into Eng-land. Excepting those in the land of Haw-thornes, that is to say "the holders of the 37- ( Read more... )

And so some Keele-ites did forsake their tents and took up their beds elsewhere, yea even unto the great hall at Un-i-on underneath which they did sleep for to raise monies for the Relief which is Comic. Some Keele-ites did quit their land altogether and went a-wandering among the other lands in the kingdom of Brit-ain also unto this end.

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And so in some tents among the Keele-ites there were men bevesting themselves as women and women bevesting themselves as men. For this was in order commit the act of drag and go unto the great hall at Un-i-on and raise funds for good causes. Yea, 'twas hail'd as an great success and suggested to be repeated in future years.

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And so the Keele-ites did go forth in numbers this week for to anoint themselves a new king. It took many days, with the candidates standing around on the Con-course outside the great Un-i-on tent from the rising of the sun until it set. Except on Wednesday when there was no sun and the preaching and handing out of small pieces of papyrus did cease ( Read more... )

And so an Keele-ite did go forth unto the land of Morris-ons in the kingdom of New-castle-under-that-Lyme for to make purchases and have photographs taken of himself for his travel documents. Sadly, he did find that the money-giving machine had none for him and so he wailed and gnashed his teeth in despair ( Read more... )

And there was much joy and great sadness among the Keele-ites and throughout the land could be heard the sounds of rejoicing or else much wailing and gnashing of teeth. For it was that the results from the January exams were published and made available for all to see.

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And so an Keele-ite did gird up his loins and make haste from his tent to his homeland of Cheshire, where he reunited with his family and joined them on a great trek from the land of the Scouse-ites in their great city of Liv-er-pool to the city of the Lon-donites. Here is the tale recounted in full.

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And so it was in the land of the Keele-ites that snow came. They reacted in a mixture of ways, from great rejoicing to wailing and gnashing of teeth, but many remained indifferent. It was wondered whether those living in the tents of College Court in the land of Stoke would gird up their loins and bear forth to attend their lectures with their ( Read more... )