There has been a problem with the copyrights for songs I've written but they have now been resolved and I will be sending demos out to independent record labels. I have a couple of record companies whose music I like and/or am familiar with to send demos to ( Read more... )

I just found a big hole on the crotch of the pants that I've been wearing all day.

Damn that huge abomination for a penis.

I went to go watch a free showing of Shrek 2 at San Diego State University tonight and I saw a girl that looked remarkably like Renee. I had to do a double take to make sure it wasn't her. Shrek 2 is a pretty good movie. Very funny. Puss'n'boots is my favorite character because, well... he's a cat with boots and a spanish accent---can't get any ( Read more... )

Mission not fuckin' accomplished.

So, it's the 4th week of spring qtr. at school and I just finished a midterm for my Econ class today. Everyone was just kind of hanging around outside the lecture hall after the test and I look up and I see that girl, Jamie, from the Real World San Diego. I started cracking up because after you take a test anything and everything becomes funny. ( Read more... )

I have some time to kill. And stab. Then steal it's wallet. I found something to keep me company while I do this... it's a LONG ass mo-fuckin survey dude ( Read more... )

So... There are two atoms :)

One atom turns to the other and says, "Hey man, I think I lost an electron..."

Then the other atom says "Are you sure?"

And the atom replies "Yeah man, I'm positive."

Tears are words too honest to be said.

I have something to say, but no words to say it with.

I have a sound in my head that conveys every thought and mood that I otherwise cannot express at one time without being a hypocrite.

I wish you could hear it.

So I emailed my TA asking him when his other dicussion sections are and he replies to my email with this ( Read more... )