Never Again Will I Allow Strangers To Sleep In My Bed

[rockandroll]

So I can't get to sleep tonight for one particular reason. Itchy. Had a party on friday and a couple of people crashed on my bed. Anyways. I don't know what those people did but it sure as hell isn't pleasant. They made my bed itchy. HOW?! HOW?! ARE THEY THAT DIRTY?! It's amazing I tell you. Oscar the grouch came by and took a look and

Comments

[jennifwr]

wash your sheets dude.

Yes

[rockandroll]

Yes oh god yes, I swear, it is the most uncomfortable thing in the world. (someone walks by) Whack! [punches passer-by to floor]. It's so irritating it pisses me off.

Re: Yes

[jennifwr]

ha ha ha
well i would at least shake em out till you can wash em....