**Beer is good in bulk. A sleeping pill if miniscule ( Read more... )

I just remembered that I had a dream last night. Where I had an awesome jacket and I loved it. I absolutely loved it. And now I realize that it was a dream and I don't own that jacket. It DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ( Read more... )

What am I thinking!

So I'm drunk ( Read more... )

Do you believe in life or do you believe in God?

What a crazy day.

What a crazier night.

Scared the shit out of me.

Probably only two times in my life I have been that scared and worried and felt that helpless.

Okay back to being cocky.

Melissa, I just remembered that I left my necklace at your condo. Janice said it was there. It's brown, brown string, two rectangles. It's a scapulure. Can I come by some time and pick it up? Hopefully it's still there. It's almost been a year since I left it there. I left it there when I was drunk that one time and you took my contacts out ( Read more... )

It's late. I'm bored. I saw this. It's long. Don't read it unless you're extremely bored and obesessed with dogs ( Read more... )

So, I've been vegetarian for a while now. It was really hard at first. Really, really hard. And I've probably eaten every type of non-meat burger there is. And for some reason most of the vegetarian meat substitute foods I've eaten taste like something else. For example, there is a vegetarian burger at the cafeteria at my school and it tastes ( Read more... )

These are the happiest and saddest days of my life.