Dear Svedka Vodka,
Your label says you were voted "Best Vodka Of 2033," I am assuming this is after the vodka wars, where all other vodkas have been destroyed by your evil "Fembot Army," and the general taste consensus is to drink things that taste like battery acid mixed with anger. Also, stay away from my time machine.

XOXO,

Princess Fancypants

Today, my boss said, "I don't understand why anyone would want to climb on top of an animal and go around in circles." I thought it was the funniest thing I heard like ever.

I must have been drunk when I posted the last post, the first time (as I have been for a lot of firsts. Now I am too concerned with getting drunk again, to fix it.

1. How many gay ass MySpace surveys have you filled out?

2. Why?

3. Do your "friends" not know this shit already?

4. If they don't, do you think they care?

5. How long did it take you to realize MySpace surveys are dumb?

6. How much of a retard are you for answering up until this question?

7. how much stupider are you now?

8. Do you want me ( Read more... )

MYSPACE SURVEY BY ROCKETYSTOCKETY

1. How many gay ass MySpace surveys have you filled out?

2. Why?

3. Do your "friends" not know this shit already?

4. If they don't, do you think they care?

5. How long did it take you to realize MySpace surveys are dumb?

6. How much of a retard are you for answering up until this question?

7. how much ( Read more... )

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J-Rock: But you are in LA? Did you move? Why did you go to LA? Why aren't you in NY to come to my new years's party?

Lord Casio: Hey, I just decided that I'm coming to NYC in 2 days until the 18th.
So when's your crappy party already!? (ha)

J-Rock: It's a new years party. It's on New Years Eve.

Lord Casio: Gay...what about Quanza?

J-Rock: I ( Read more... )

J-Rock: I am thinking that I should start a fight club, but instead of men who want to fight, it will just be slutty girls.
Universal Donor: hmm, I predict you will be a millionaire soon.

Go read Fuzzy Squid and see about my date from hell. Maybe if I stop feeling really lazy I will tell the entire story again.

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Sugar-free Redbull doesn't cover the taste of vom.

Universal Donor has been raving about the awesomeness of The Burg. I finally got around to downloading some and putting it onto my Ipod, (cause you know, the new video IPod takes like forever to load things onto.) So I am on the L, going out to the steel shop that ( Read more... )