I AM 35 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS

[rocket_man26]

Ho-ly SHITWAFFLES, you goddamn mouth-breathers are make'n my ears bleed! I can't work with all that yapp'n!

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[wyvern_guardian]

[ MEEP! ]

[rocket_man26]

....!?

Awr it's kinna cute.

We-ell hey there cuz!

[wyvern_guardian]

[ Hi mister! Ember will be hovering happily in front of you ]

Raoh?

[rocket_man26]

[Oh Gaia, it's freak'n awesome-looking!]

C'mere, c'mon we're bros! Lemme get good a looksy at ya.

[The pilot holds out his arm, totally fascinated by this little dude here's probably related to by a huge generation gap.]

[enlaire]

CID I ADORE YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE FFVII CHARACTER FO SHO ♥

[rocket_man26]

Your fav, huh?

Well you sure chose right! I'm the best there is!

...Wait what're on-about "character"? I'm not in any play, I jus' fall asleep in 'em!

[not_waffles]

MY NAME'S NOT WAFFLES!

[rocket_man26]

WELL THEN WHY'RE YOU ANSWER'N TO IT, SMART ONE!?

[starfishwuvu]

STARFISH LOVES YOU.

[rocket_man26]

JESUSTITTY@#$%INGCHRISTWHATTHE@#$%AREYOU?!

[lockedxhart]

Cid?

Cid is that you?

[rocket_man26]

...Tif!

Goddamn girly, where you been at?

I thought I'd be surrounded by these idjits forever!

[lockedxhart]

Haha, I've been at the Seventh Heaven as always.

How about you? What's been happening in this strange place?

[rocket_man26]

Well that'sa load off I guess.

Same'ol shit here. People whine'n n' dy'n. You're better off back home!