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Well SHIT gimme a frozen Hell inna handbasket. That's just what we needed! Couldn't be happy with our skimpin' and savin' barely-gettin'-by post-apocalyptica, YA HAD T'GO ALL OUT MASS-STARVATION ON US! @#$%$%! It's like the tea-leaf famine in Wutai all over again, only worse cause I ain't got any damn biscuits neither ( Read more... )

So I even got the lights workin' on this hunk o' junk. We'll be blazin' inta t'morrow in no time flat!

Yo, Vin! Get your cadaverous ass down here, I wanna show ya--

Huh.

--Oh. . .

. . .

MOTHER @#$%^&*!

[CLANK, CLANK, CLANK! Goes the banging across the receiver as the screen blips on to a very horizontal Highwind, half under what appears to be the giant steely wheels of a subway car. With a rusty tune and a wrench in his hand, he's tightening bolts, and banging out old ones to the beat.]

♪♫Iiii been workin' on the raily-road, aaaAAaall the live ( Read more... )

[Have a guttural moan from the bowels of Cid's pad as he half-hangs off his bed, staring at his commlink upsidedown ( Read more... )

Ho-ly SHITWAFFLES, you goddamn mouth-breathers are make'n my ears bleed! I can't work with all that yapp'n!

[Kay so his mask isn't as totally ornate as his icon but Gaia knows the man loves his dragons, and having seen Vincent's post he decided to take a looksy at the mummified 'damage' of the apartment, spear in hand, and totally sweet dragon-mask in the ON position.]

WHAT A WASTE'A GOOD @#$%'N TOILET PAPER! I could'a used that ( Read more... )

[The camera blinks on focusing on the background where the pilot is standing at a window. Pulling open the tattered old drapes he lets the light spill in, revealing a sleeping figure in the foreground ( Read more... )

Alright who's the drive-by philanthropist who broke into my pad to give me a box'a genuine Malboros ( Read more... )

[ After this conversation, the already irate pilot is understating the phrase 'a little worse for wear'. The kids however are lucky that his outburst is automatically censored after fixing a small voice-recognition device to the receiver itself.]

BULLSHIT! @#$%ING ASS-load of PISSWATER! Of all the goddamn accusations! @#$%@%$#!!

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OH HELL no ( Read more... )