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[BZZZZZZT!]
A-A-A-A-GHH@@-@#-##$-$$%^!
[POP!]
....PIECE OF SH--[BZZZT!!] D-DAAH!
[There's a loud thump, and a groan of something fierce snarling from the pilot.]..I-I Sw-swear to Gaia and Hell below I'd thrash this piece'a garbage if it weren't the closest thing to a PHS, and even those were just bricks with antenna on 'em! Hell I'd break it if ( Read more... ) -
@#$% HUMBUG!
It's t-t-t-oo f-f-f-f-@%$#'n c-c-c-c-cold-d d-d-dam-m-m-m- S-s-s-shi--! AAGGGHH!! C-can't even c-c-curse p-properly ( Read more... ) -
Well I'll be...
Never though I'd see somethin' so damn spectacular in my life. Space was one thing, but just the thought'a see'n this baby in action's got me buzz'n like a @#$%'n spark-plug! Soon as that rain damn near turned my scarf inta swiss-cheese I high-tailed it into the nearest buildin' I could find. Guess it'sa museum 'er somethin', didn't really have the ( Read more... ) -
Baby no please, anything but...!!
Oh no.. oh no! Oh shit no! The prints! My goddamn blueprints! AAhhh godDAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT! This is Mideel all over again!! Why oh why didn't ya take me instead?! Aaaaaaaahhh hell and I just got the pad stink'n just like I like it too! @#$% what else did I leave in there? My tools, my tea, last carton'a cigs, uhh Mop... MOP?! Ah sweet ( Read more... ) -
NOT GAME OVER BY A LONG SHOT!
@#$%^&!! @#$% this place! @#$% it sideways and all it's goddamn ugly shitbeasts! I don't give a @$%^ if you're some infected asshole, @#$%'n stay dead you scaly-ass-shit-for-brains!
[Currently mouthing off from his hospital bed in VOICE MODE after getting his ass handed to him by Leviathan!Jin and hearing of Okita's death by him.] -
>Attack>Magic>Summon>Boogie
Ah Hell so we got some random encounters of the butt ugly ornery kind! Well I'm not about to sit on my ass an' cry about it! Not that I've been doin' any of that shit anyhow. Nope been scope'n this craphole for scrap-parts for a new silver bullet to shoot my way on outta here ( Read more... ) -
SKDJHGTIDRSHGIERSORETRIOHS
@#$%^%$#$%$!! C-C--C-CHEE-RIST! Who's numskull ideal was it to put a @#$%'n JOY-BUZZER on this piece of SHIT!?
More like PISS-ME-THE-@#$%-OFF-BUZZER!
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This 4 by 4 pad ain't big enough for the two of us!
Look Casper! I'd get the Hell outta here in a millisecond, but your dumbass world is stuck with me till I figger out an escape route! Shitshitshitshitshit! Can't you go bother Vin!? I'm pretty positive he likes all ya'll! Expert in Spook-ology n' everythin ( Read more... ) -
GET OUTTA MY HEAD! [Voice to Text]
Goddamn mind readers I tell you what. So I heard down the grapevine t'was probly a good idea t'find some place to crash. I musta knocked on a hundred doors an got m'self blind-sided when I opened a few t'see a couple'a things I ahhhh don't really wanna recollect his ass was like craters on the moon, SHIT!Anywho, I busted inta room 510 and it stunk ( Read more... ) -
DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!
GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n ( Read more... )