DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

Apr 11, 2009 22:52

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n ( Read more... )

hate you so much, is there is no god!?, @#$%^

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clean_cuffs April 12 2009, 06:00:24 UTC
Moogle...

Are you from Ivalice?

And trust me, you get used to the land sickness. Know your way around airships I take it?

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rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:08:47 UTC
Nope, been every which-way on Gaia and can't say I heard'a that place. An know my way? Boy I build'em from the blueprints up!

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clean_cuffs April 12 2009, 06:13:32 UTC
Gaia. Oh. So you're from that world. It seems yours has quite a few parallels with Ivalice.

...Really now? Never caught your name.

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rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:42:04 UTC
FFff-- So this really is some other universe, I fig'red... I jes.. Man, I looked up at the sky and it was ALL WRONG.

Cid Highwind's the name, tho' jes Cid is fine, what they call you 'round these parts?

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withoutawing April 12 2009, 06:02:30 UTC
I am afraid you are not hallucinating. This place is called Discedo and you have been brought here by scientists.

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1/2 rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:15:12 UTC
OH SHI---!!

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rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:15:48 UTC

The Hell I'm not hallucinate'n!

Shouldn't YOU be appear'n in what's left'a Cloud's brain!?

An in fact, if this is hallucination, I shouldn't be encouragin' myself to talk to you!

Not that I would even if I was @#$^'n sober!

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withoutawing April 12 2009, 06:20:19 UTC
A friend of Cloud's I take it?

I assure you that this is not a delusion and I am in fact still in my right mind.

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[Text] ineuphony April 12 2009, 06:03:59 UTC
Could you rant a bit quieter? There are some that are trying to sleep.

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[Text] rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:10:47 UTC
Could you whine any more? Here have a smiley face.

:)

I hear BITCHES love'em.

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[Text] ineuphony April 12 2009, 06:12:54 UTC
My, aren't you a gentlemen?

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[Text] rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:22:56 UTC
Ugh! Look! I'm waste-deep in shrapnel and God knows what other garbage, like Hell am I gonna keep quiet about it!

Didn't ask ya t'respond! Ya know what's neat about these little comm-links?

THEY GOT AN OFF SWITCH.

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anticonformer April 12 2009, 06:21:48 UTC
Knew it would only be a matter of time before you showed your old mug around here.

Don't worry about Sephiroth. He hasn't snapped...yet. But with that creepy alien thing here, I guess that's only a matter of time too. Huh. When he does we'll outnumber all of them!

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rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:37:38 UTC
Argh why! What is that SOUND? It's like... this highpitched screech of a thousand banshees dy'n at once!

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anticonformer April 12 2009, 06:41:47 UTC
Hey! I'm wasting MY valuable time to help YOU! You should be grateful, old man! But since you aren't going to, I'll just stay here at Vincent's and watch as you get lost.

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1/2 rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:45:10 UTC
There it goes again! Oh Ffff I think my ears are bleed'n!

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captain_basch April 12 2009, 06:34:51 UTC
I am not sure I understood most of that...

Are you hurt or in need of aid, sir?

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rocket_man26 April 12 2009, 06:50:17 UTC
Oh yea I hear from most I invented my own damn language.

Not hurt, jes a bit lost t'be honest.

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captain_basch April 12 2009, 16:07:00 UTC
Recognizable enough as the basic language around here, but still a might difficult to discern some words here and there.

Lost is a good term for it. You are no longer in the world you knew, to put it in a better perspective. Discedo, a city on a world called Fortuna.

A warning, if you have any abilities or magicks, you can no longer use them. The ones who brought us here, the Scientists, have nulled them with chips that they put into our bodies. I hope you have other means of protecting yourself if you happen upon fiends?

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rocket_man26 April 13 2009, 08:18:19 UTC
Yea so I heard a bit from Seph' up there. Leas I know I'm not loos'n mah mind, a conglomerate o' things from different universes strung together here makes a whole helluva lot more sense then me goin' loco.

Anywho, I thought I felt abit weighted down, but I chalked that up vertigo from the transport here. Not too concerned bout that none tho', 'ol Cid never relied on Magic a day in his life!

Nope! Jes needed my spear, five lucky ladies t'handle it an a good pair'a boots to jump them bastards who get in my way.

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