PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUU!! Smells like ripe chocobo manure, battered in fish guts out there! Shit! The hell died out there! @#$% @#$% @#$% stinks to HIGH @#$%'N HEAVEN!

Ugh m'nose can't take it. OH man, OH SHI~IT m'start'n to get that nausea again stupid dragon and yer damn sensitive snoz! Hiisssss .. Oh yeah!? Well SSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Right back at ya ( Read more... )

........ ((ooc: Cid went to Vincent's 'execution' and attempted to interfere, but was shot down by Vincent's fearsome glare and the sickness eating him up inside. Over his concern for Vincent he feels like the infection is devouring his from the inside out. He's not too happy that he couldn’t do anything and only has one word to describe all this ( Read more... )

( To all you knuckleheads and sans those Angel guys, Ava-whatsums, allies, but exclude'n Vin! (Mean'n you can see it.) )

S-shit shit shit! Somethin is @#$%@# up in this world, ya know? Don't help I keep hear'n voices from way up above (start'n t'think m'going crazy, not that that's anythin new) from sum.. Adam's-apple, guy, whatever I don't give a damn! He's not my problem here... uh.. do I have a problem ( Read more... )

Well hotDAMN if this don't beat all! So I was spooked out a bit at first, right? I mean, c'mon! I wake up and I'm in this DUMP of a apartment with kiddy comics all of the floor, I nearly trip muhself on a stack of 'em and.. wham ( Read more... )

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"Shut the hell up and just shoot the damn thing!"

"I'm shooting, geez! ..Yanno, it looks kinda like a Jumping!"

"I know what it looks like, kid, now shut-it an lemme narrate!"

"Fine gramps, heheh steal the show!"

"Gramps!? I swear it another crack and I'll bust that spiky head of yers wide open! ( Read more... )

HOT DAMN I'm like a million gil! Feels good to wake up without a single bit'a tension, a'swear it's heaven'y! .. Seriously, I either just fixed the transmission of the ship in my sleep, or I just had the greatest night of se--

In my-- life..!?

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Wa'Oh...

I-ah, I think I'mma have'n an episode or.. someshit I cant stop--With.. the.. sexy.. oggly..googly..moogly--Hot damn he's look'n right at me with those lush eyes an'gwaaAAHH!%#$%#%^!! I gotta take a cold shower QUICK!!!

-Beep ( Read more... )

@#$% GRAVITY!